Cheerleader and her coach

You called?

I've been hearing some stories about your behavior on the cheer squad lately.

Um, do you remember that morality clause you signed when you decided that you wanted to be on the cheerleading squad?

And remember all the important things that we went over when you became captain of the cheerleading squad?

And remember how we discussed you'd be a leader and a role model and somebody that people would look up to?